xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation

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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

beyoncescock:

i want a cute boyfriend and $500,000

0ce4n-g0d:

Caribbean Sunset by Fabrice Rose

Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.

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p3xi:

because the internet….
travel-as-a-happy-hippie:

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